Argo, Why You?

So finally I watched Argo the other day. It’s a good movie; some sequences are really gripping and tense. To tell the truth, even though I knew what was going to happen in the end, I was a bit fidgety during the airport sequence scene. But I wouldn’t be writing if I didn’t have anything new to add to the adulations that it has received. What was not normal was first of all the casting. A white American playing a Hispanic to begin with, the Canadian ambassador was more like a gentle butler and not what I presume ambassadors to really tough postings are like. Good acting was deficient in parts, clichés weren’t. But most importantly I was disappointed by the depiction of the Iranian people and Iran as a country. I expected revolutionary guards at the airport to be better dressed and not look like they have just come after working at the farm. I expect them to be smart enough to tell the tower to stop the plane, or at least not try to stop a Boeing (or Airbus, I can’t tell!) with their jeep.

That’s so Michael Bay!

And before I am labelled as an America hating pro-socialist, ranting, bitching internet idiot and before CIA/NSA tracks my IP address and sends their drone(real and/or cyber depending on my life’s worth) to decimate me and/or my computer- I want to say I love most things American. That includes coke Hollywood, Seinfeld, Cinnabons, capitalism (to the extent it doesn’t become carnivorous/cannibalistic), their democracy & freedoms (or whatever they are allowed within reason!) and so on. That’s why for a country as great as America both in the length of its borders and the depth of its history; it does not behove to trivialize the history and cultures of other nations and societies. I know I may be wrong here to say what I am saying based on a Hollywood movie but Hollywood is one the biggest cultural exports of America and even if they don’t accept, a key element of what many sociologists call American cultural hegemony.

 To say that all Soviets were stupid and all Germans cruel and all Iranians as crazy as (even if they don’t look like) the Talibani and al Qaida mullahs, is just not fair. Russians and Germans and Iranians have given the world science, art music, literature, technology and many other tangible and in tangibles without which human civilization would certainly be a few paces behind where it is now. Granted the regimes of Nazis and communists were inhuman but why portray every one like their regimes. Are all Britons to be treated with revulsion for Dresden and Boer wars, all Americans for Vietnam, Iraq...?

I took to writing this article not because some movie made by Ben ‘daredevil ‘Affleck doesn’t agree with my idea of how other’s cultures should be respected. I am writing this because this movie won an Academy Award, presented by none other than the First Lady. Talk about conflict of interest. I don’t live in America and don’t know what was the media and public response to these events (winning the award, Michelle Obama presenting it etc), but it would be nice if at least the more educated and urbane Americans took this film and the paraphernalia that followed with a pinch of salt (sorry NY, is it still banned there?)

In the end I just want to add two things

One:

In an academy award winning movie you would expect the editing to be flawless and people who work behind the scene would look for any embarrassments. I am referring to the bearded shopkeeper who goes ballistic in the market after one of the Americans (Biche) clicks a picture of his shop. His last line was in Hindi/Urdu (“main kehta hoon yeh jasoosi hai” i.e. I say this is spying) and not Farsi/Persian.

And second

During the credits there is a voice over by Jimmy Carter which says,”...Eventually we got every hostage back home, safe and sound and we upheld the integrity of our country, and we did it peacefully.” To this, I ask, would bringing back the hostages safe and sound have been possible if the people were as violent and devoid of reason as was depicted in the film and as is time and again propagated. A peaceful solution is the culmination of the interaction rational and sane minds. War is the opposite; the bomb has no rationality no reason.